The Dragon's Inn
All Hallows Eve Special!

(Originally Entitled *>PHANTASMAGORIA<*)
Posted on October 31, 1995 by Johny Enright

It was a dark and stormy night. It was late in the evening, and Fawn and Sera were busy cleaning up the common room, as Hugh put the bar to order. Hugh's wife, Judy, was sitting at a table behind the bar, doing the books, occasionally stopping to shut her eyes hard, shake her head, and mutter something under her breath. She would always glare at Hugh's back for some moments afterward, and Hugh was smart enough not to turn her way when he heard her evil mutterings.

Maeve was sitting at the bar nursing a hot mulled wine. "'Tis indeed a dark and stormy night!" she remarked to Hugh, who was wiping the bartop. Hugh nodded "Yes, I've not known such a night as this. Intermittant sheets of rain, yet cold as death itself. I daresay 'tis night's like this that the dead walk the land." The mood at the inn was taking a decidedly dark turn with Hugh's last statement.

Suddenly, the lights in the inn dimmed, and Hugh felt an icy breath whisper at his right ear. "The dead *do* walk the land..." Hugh jumped and turned to see Fawn standing next to him, her normally warm colour changed to a pasty white. She was grinning at him. Hugh turned a shade of red, contrasting to her white. "Don't *DO* that!" he shouted. The lights in the inn came back up.

Sera was laughing as she delivered a tray of mugs to the bar "Oh, come now, Hugh. It's all in good fun! Why, I remember when I was really young, my GrandDa would tell me and m'sisters ghost stories near the fireplace on stormy night's just like this. He would scare us silly, but it was great fun!" Sera's initial smile turned sour as she remembered her family lost to plague long ago.

Seeing Sera's discomforture, and knowing her past, Judy, who had just walked up to the bar to learn what Hugh was shouting about remarked "Yes, my family did similar things back on the farm when I was young. We would all get scared silly, and then giggle and giggle as we spent the rest of the night trying to outdo each others stories.

Maeve nodded, remembering something similar from her past, and suddenly had an epiphany. "Hey, why don't we have a ghost story! We can have a ghost story from a *real* ghost!" She said, turning to Fawn, who had been busy silently mouthing "boo!" in Hugh's direction, then giggling much to his disdain. "What!" she said, when she realized Maeve was talking about her.

"Yes, Fawn. Tell us a ghostly tale!" Sera prodded. Fawn looked really uncomfortable, suddenly becoming the center of attention. "Wellll...I don't think I know any ghost stories." she said, seeming to think hard. The others were *not* about to let her off that easily. "Come on, Fawn! How can a ghost not know any ghost stories?!" Sera asked.

Fawn suddenly brightened. "Wait! I *do* seem to remember a haunting poem I once heard, long, long ago." She looked questioningly at the others, who all nodded for her to go on. "Very well, let's see..." Fawn closed her eyes, and the lights in the inn once again dimmed, including the fireplace. Then she blinked twice, and each time, loud booms of thunder shook the inn.

"There..." she said. "...that should set the mood..." Fawn suddenly bagan to take on an unearthly glow, and she slowly floated up to the middle of the commonroom, and began to recite.


   			
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"-
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before-
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never- nevermore'."

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked, upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!


Fawn's final silence was broken be flashes of lightning and the booming of thunder.

Everyone seemed somewhat shaken by the poem. An ashen faced Hugh was the first to break the silence "Good lord, Fawn! That was haunting indeed! From where did you hear such a poem?"

Fawn thought for a moment. "It *was* a long time ago, and it affected me the same way when first I heard it. Perhaps that is why I remember it so clearly. I *do* remember the bard's name who first recited it to me one stormy night... his name was Poe."

Upon saying the bard's name, the lightning once more flashed, and the thunder shook the inn. The lights in the inn also flared, then dimmed, then flared again. "Don't you think you're going a little overboard?" Maeve asked Fawn.

Fawn shook her head "But *_I_* didn't do that..." Hugh and Judy looked at each other and shivered, Maeve blanched, and Sera hugged herself.

Fawn's portrait behind the bar showed a devilish little smile.


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